Michelle Hor -

Oh hello my miserable blog readers.

GUESS WHAT! I SAW THE MASCOTS OF PLANET 51 TODAY IN MID VALLEY *screams. DON'T BELIEVE MEH?

KISS MY ASS. No really, kiss it. Wtf.
Yours truly and THE MASCOTS OF PLANET 51!!!! Oh, and if you're wondering who are the other girls, they were just some random people who decided to tumpang in my picture wtf. No la they are actually my classmates, yes I know, hard to believe. OK wtf I should stop with the jokes before I get slapped.

MOVING ON. We watched A Chrismas Carol today, which erm, is a rather interesting movie because I swear it was quite scary for a Disney movie. Wtf what is wrong with you Disney, you wanna scare the crap outta kids huh? Animations were awesome, but as for storyline, it's a little boring. And I hated the accent.

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL TOMORROW! TO GO, OR NOT TO GO? THAT IS THE QUESTION.

P/S : Happy birthday Willieeeee (Grey shirt girl next to a girl wearing the "I love you" shirt.) Hope that your boobs may never grow bigger than mine.
Note to self : Never ever eat in Spaghetti Farm.

1) Clean your room and be amazed of the things you forgot you even had. (Optional : Take pictures as blogging materials)
I found three masks from The Face Shop, two masks from Garnier, a box of candies, two bars of soaps from The Body Shop, Diorshow Iconic mascara sample, Maybelline Watershine Lipstick sample in P22, my Mac fafi in Hipness (which I found under my table, caught in wires WTF), my Interact namecards, and two packets of wet tissues which aren't wet anymore wtf.

2) Repack your make up bag.
Maybelline Clear Smooth face powder, SilkyGirl Kisses Fun Gloss in 03 Pretty Pink, Diorshow Iconic mascara sample, SilkyGirl Moisture Rich Lipstick in Cute, Be Gorgeous Lip Balm, Mini Dior Eyeliner in 094 Trinidad Black, Maybelline Watershine Lipstick sample in P22.

3) Clean your make up brushes
Especially if you're lazy like I am.

4) Remove the glue from your faux lashes.
Because lazy people like me usually just chuck it to one corner and totally forget about it.

5) Watch animal porn on Youtube.
Cause it's free and you get knowledge at the same time. DID YOU KNOW AN AVERAGE LENGTH OF AN AFRICAN ELEPHANT PENIS IS ABOUT 2 METERS!!! And and DID YOU KNOW A SNAIL MATES FROM 2-12 HOURS! Talking about multiple orgasms!

6) Watch binosusume do her hair on Youtube.
And learn some new tricks. I always wonder why she doesn't show her face, hmmm..

7) Update your mp3 player.

8) Google yourself.

FML FML FML FML.

9) Read about the List Of Female Pornographic Actresses By Decade on Wikipedia.
Conclusion : You don't need to be good looking to be a Pornographic Actor.

10) Find out what is "autofellatio".
(Highlight) Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. It is physically possible only for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis sizeor a combination of the two.

11) Browse through old pictures.

Regret.

12) Torture your boyfriend by pixellizing a picture of his birthday gift and sending it to him.

Awesome.

13) Read Le Love
Because it contains the cutest love stories submitted by Le Love readers!

14) Read old chatlogs.

(15/11/2008 12:04AM)
Michelle says:
YAY YOU ROCK.
PAPER
SCISSORS
wtf. geddit?
 -  m e | ` - says:
ok come come play
i count till 3
1
2
3
Michelle says:
YOU GET MY JOKE OR NOT!
 -  m e | ` - says:
U SLOW LAR
Michelle says:
OI DONT CALL ME SLOW
 -  m e | ` - says:
damn it
1
2
3
Michelle says:
SCISSORS
 -  m e | ` - says:
PAPER
FUCK
Michelle says:
HAHHAA
 -  m e | ` - says:
FUCK
SHIT
wtf stupidest thing I did on msn

(15/11/2008 12:13AM)
-  m e | ` - says:
I SAID I DONT LIKE STARBUCKS
Michelle says:
WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS
WANNA FIGHT AR
 -  m e | ` - says:
duwan lar
SOLI
T___T
Michelle says:
COME LA
 -  m e | ` - says:
*waves white flag
Michelle says:
HAR HAR
LOSERRRRRRRR
WTF
 -  m e | ` - says:
i think its a bad day for me today
tiba-tiba aku dimarahi
tanpa sebab yang munasabah
kasihannya aku
Michelle says:
oh maaf sayangku
janganlah sedih, aku main main aje
ampun tuanku
wtf
 -  m e | ` - says:
ambil balik kasihmu yang palsu
biarlah aku mati bersendirian
WTF
MY BM CACAT D HAHAHHA
Michelle says:
HAHAHAHHAA

Hilarious.

Okay, I'm out of ideas.

was the first time that I've met Melvin. (Yes, the boyfriend) And believe it or not, it was on Facebook. Even better, it was on an application called, "Are You Interested". How corny is that?!

Okay, so today I am gonna spill the beans about how I met Mel. It's a funny story actually. I was on Facebook, bored as usual, and I only used ONE application. Even now, I hardly use any of the applications on Facebook. So anyways, this application, well its kinda interesting coz' you get to look at other people's pictures (let it be a male or a female) and decide if you're interested of not. You just have to click "Yes (Anonymous)", "Yes (Let Them Know)" or, "Skip". You can also send online gifts and messages. Wow, I just realised I'm promoting this application wtf.

Anyways, being my usual boy-crazy 15 year old self, I only clicked "Yes (Let Them Know)" to hot guys (preferbly eurasions). I'm serious. Whenever I stumbled upon a not-so-good-looking Malaysian guy, I'd just click on "Skip".

Mel was the one who clicked "Yes (Let Them Know)" on me. I wasn't sure if I should click "Yes" or not, because honestly, he wasn't exactly good looking. (Sorry baby :P) Don't judge me la k, I was 15 and my main purpose of using that application was to meet hot guys. Well, I've changed (I think), appearance is just skin deep ok!

Alright, back to the main topic. So at the end, I clicked "Yes". Then, few minutes later, I receive a message (from Mel of course). And it all started with..

"hola malaysian XD"

I know, wtf right. And my reply was..

"hola right back at ya ;)"

Again, double wtf.
After that, we just clicked (no pun intended). We talked on MSN and exchanged phone numbers on the same day. And it all happened on November 10th :)

01. MY EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVAAAHHHHH. ONE WHOLE MONTH OF TORTURE AND NOW IM FREEEEEEEE. Seriously, my exams started on the 7th October and it ended on the 6th November. Well, it was suppose to end on the 30th October but on the 28th October the school authorities told us that they will postpone 5 papers to the following week, hence 6th November. Wtf.

02. I've got two papers back already! I totally failed Additional Mathematics, one digit result btw. As for Economics, I'm just glad I passed.

03. I watched three movies this week! Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 3D, Phobia 2 and also The Fourth Kind. The Fourth Kind is the best movie compared to all three. Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs wasn't that bad as well. Phobia 2 was plain crap for me.

04. Bf's birthday is on the 23rd and I've got a bunch of presents for him, but I have no idea where we should have lunch, or what movie to watch! Help?

05. Holidays are coming, outings anyone?

06. I think I should look for a part-time job. But I don't feel like working. But I need money. How?

07. Which reminds me, I spent approximately RM200 this week. FML.

08. Oh, and I have like 4 books to read this holiday. No wait, maybe more. I think I have this new fetish of buying books and not reading them. Wtf.

09. Okay, now I seriously think that I need a part-time job.

10. OPRAH IS ON NOW. KTHXBAI.

SEE THAT!! 56,486!! I have no idea how come I'm so hooked onto this game. Seriously, it's so addictive!

Anyways, I am supposed to be studying right now, not playing tetris, or blogging. But I can't get my fat ass up from the chair. Accounts and Mathematics Paper 2 tomorrow, fuck. I'm gonna die T_T

was awesome. The food was great, mmm the waffles and ice cream were the bomb and not to forget the cream penne with turkey(!!!) Damn, blogging about this makes me feel hungry.

Table buddies! :) - Lydia, Kate and myself.
Spot the spaghetti with beef bolognese sauce! Yum yum yum.

Lydia, Kate, Connie and myself

 
DROOL YOU PEOPLE - Extra crispy waffles with Two scoops of Vanilla ice cream, one scoop of Chocolate, Strawberry cream, drizzled over with chocolate sauce and honey over the waffles. Not to forget, chocolate rice.
Yes, the detailed explanation is necessary.
YUM!

Desserts with chocolate antenna wtf. Do not be fooled as the desserts were not all that great.

Xue Jun, Kate-Lyn, Khatijah(?), Assyaaffaa, Aqilah, Shahirah(?), Sofia, Lydia and myself.

Hello three layer fats and thunder thighs, how do you do? wtf.

Boon Jhoe, the poor head prefect being tortured.

After that, there was a mini lucky draw session, I, obviously didn't win anything. Otherwise I would be boasting about it telling everyone I won a lucky draw, for the first time in my life. But no, I didn't win. Boo.

Then, Kate-Lyn, Lydia and I decided to go around Times Square to shop. I bought a pair of white kitten heels, for only RM14! (Well, it was actually RM28, but it was buy 1 free 1, Lydia bought the exact same pair and we split the bill into two, tada! RM14) But you don't need to know that, do you? I also bought two tops for RM20! Yours truly is officially broke right now.

I had so much fun today, I almost forgot that I have Accounts and Mathematics exam next Tuesday FML.

.. onto Tetris.

I should really be studying right now. I'm gonna sit for my Bahasa Melayu paper in exactly 2 hours and twenty-three minutes. Help T____T

(BTW, check out my awesome score. My highest score yet! I jot down all my high scores, I know, what a geek 8D) Oh yeah and ignore the stupud tetris bricks hahah wtf I got so excited when I saw the score I lost control of the bricks and it just went everywhere LOL.

Okay, back to Bukit Kepong. Geek mode, ON 8D

Okay, this shall be a quick post because Reina just reminded me that I have an essay to write *gasp (Thank you darling)

So, today was basically just another normal day. It wasn't exactly "normal", cuz dad scolded the fucks out of me in the morn, asking me to get my facts straight. It was so embarrassing because we were in the morning market, having breakfast, I just agreed with what my mum said and he yelled "GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT" FML MLIA.

Anyways, I went to Shangri-La Hotel today with Bill to attend the meeting with District Governor. It's a Sunday and here I am attending a meeting, wtf. Overall it wasn't exactly much fun as we had to present reports while the Rotarians question us regarding our projects etc. We got credits thou because of the project we did on Polio disease on IU Day.

Pikchursss,

 
The backdrop.

Say "Interact!"

Today was hectic. I woke up around noon, hoping that dad wouldn't screw me as I was up till 4am the day before - playing tetris and chatting. Lucky me, my parents were not around till 1pm. Mum and I then decided to go to Mid Valley as she has not been there in ages. Aunt Jocelyn, Joanne and Keavy decided to tag along as well.

Once we arrived MV, aunt Jocelyn and my mum went to check-out the SK-II counter in Jusco as they were having sales. Maaan, those shintzn are expensive. So anyways, by purchasing over a thousand on any SK-II products, you would get a free unique personalized crystal bracelet!

This is M and her daughter Aisyah - They look like sisters, don't they?!

This is MY bracelet. Ok, technically it's my mum's bracelet, but she gave it to me cuz heh I'm her daughter and she loves me so yah. Wtf why am I even explaining. Pretty hor! Go visit her website if you're interested! :D

There were sales going on, like EVERYWHERE. I mean its Deepavali, so obviously there would be sales. Oh yeah, Happy Deepavali! Don't you just love Malaysia, it's like sales throughout the whole year.

Now I present to you, ladies buying Polo handbags which were 80 freaking percent off. It's so hard to resist, it's 80% off! and it's Polo! There were like approximately 20 ladies and maybe 2 gents surrounding the whole handbag area - crazy I tell you. There were ladies snatching bags, digging for bags etc.

Yours truly managed to fit into the crowd and got herself a new Polo handbag. I am now an official Ajuma.

P/S : Ajuma = Aunt, in Korean.

1. it when I'm being held.
2. it when I'm in your arms and to know that you would do anything for me.
3. waking up next to you and smiling and you'd smile back at me.
4. it when your hair is in a mess and your breath smells and I would nuzzle up to your neck and you'd nuzzle back and wrap your arms around me and I'd smile, and fall back asleep.
5. feeling the rush of your lips trail down my body, covering every spot of skin.
6. feeling like one.
7. how perfectly my hands fit yours.
8. when our legs entwined.
9. not knowing if the heartbeats I'm listening to are yours or mine.

10. you :)